Partly Facetious: Mushahid is bald and has no expensive eye wear

"Mushahid of the Qatil League hath spoken."
"What are you? More loyal than the king?"
"I am sorry? Isn't that what the President termed the Q League after Benazir Bhutto's assassination?"
"Yes, but now the President has moved on."
"Moved on! That's quite an expression."
"It is and you had better understand its political implications. Especially given that Nawaz Sharif has not moved on from his past hatreds."
"I see, anyway what did our balding but extremely..."
"Hey would you back off!"
"It's relevant. I want to point out that he is in a class unique to the Q league."
"What does being bald have to do with Q League?"
"Nawaz Sharif and his party members are focused on hair - I believe they feel that hair makes a politician..."
"Don't be facetious. Besides the PPP Co-chairman is focused on teeth - a nicer set of teeth I haven't seen on any one but the Hollywood divas and heroes and..."
"You are just jealous, they are natural and..."
"Not natural - he has had work done on his teeth."
"I am not going to get into it. Besides I don't think other Zardis have had any work done on their teeth - look at Amin Fahim. I mean he needs to visit a dentist pronto and..."
"OK, but the jiyalas are all focused on extremely expensive eye wear, and I accuse them of spending more on their eye wear over time then the PML (N) leaders have spent on their hair."
"If you go for designer eye wear that's expensive but don't the PML (N) have issues with the sun? I mean you need dark glasses..."
"Nope, they have issues with hair, or its lack thereof. And Mushahid is bald and has no expensive eye wear and that puts him in the camp of the PML (Q)."
"Don't be facetious."
"Anyway Mushahid says that if any party needs their support it should come to us were his words."
"I thought his two pals, the Chaudhrys, went to Zardari."
"Right, but they didn't take him..."
"Ooops, and another one bites the dust..."
"Not for long - Mushahid is adjustable shall we say."